Thursday, June 26, 2008
Intresting June
Thursday, June 19, 2008
We need a puppy
Thursday, June 12, 2008
Yippie!!
Wednesday, June 11, 2008
The day is soon here!
The kids are doing well. We have met a lot of new people and the kids have a few friends. Leo is a crazy little boy thats like to climb. But he is lovable. Yesterday when he was in bed for the night he started calling my name saying "Moooooommy..... I looooove ewe." It was very cute. Like he though that would get him out of bed. Katie is growing so fast. She is in Sunbeams and loves it. She is really good about staying in bed at night and takes good care of her little brother. I am glad they get along for the most part. Leo likes to be a copy cat and do everything Katie does. It is great when Katie gets annoyed with it and i let it go on so she can get a taste of how I feel when she wants to do everything I do. Well I suppose thats all for now. Sorry this is a boring post.
Tuesday, June 10, 2008

So I have a game for Katie to play when Leo is napping. She takes care of little cats and dogs. Well you can breed them too. Its kinda fun. Pets without the mess. And hours of entertainment for Katie. So this is one of the little puppies her poodle had and I names it Poo Feet. I had forgotten until Katie was begging to name them. Then I saw it and remembered and laughed hysterically.
Thursday, June 5, 2008
Wednesday, June 4, 2008
Becca reminded me of this story I read yesterday
This is the funniest thing I've read in a long time... touché to the guys! What a hysterical writer! I just hope he continues to live a long life, with all fingers intact, so he can keep enjoying his writing career... 
NO SEX TONIGHT!
I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. I have never figured out why men think with their head and women with their heart.
FOR EXAMPLE:
One evening last week, my wife and I were getting into bed.
Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says "I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me."
I said "WHAT??!! What was that?!"
So she says the words that every man on the planet dreads to hear... "You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man." She responded to my puzzled look by saying, "Can't you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?"
Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep.
The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time with her.
We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, big unnamed department store. I walked around with her while she tried on several different very expensive outfits. She couldn't decide which one to take so I told her we'd just buy them all. She wanted new shoes to compliment her new clothes, so I said lets get a pair for each outfit.
We went onto the jewelry department where she picked out a pair of diamond earrings.
Let me tell you...she was so excited. She must have thought I was one wave short of a shipwreck. I started to think she was testing me because she asked for a tennis bracelet when she doesn't even know how to play tennis. I think I threw her for a loop when I said, "That's fine, honey."
She was in complete bliss.
Smiling with excited anticipation she finally said, "I think this is all dear, let's go to the cashier."
I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, "No honey, I don't feel like it."
Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled, "WHAT?"
I then said "Honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while. You're just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman."
And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me, I added, "Why can't you just love me for who I am and not for the things I buy you?"
Apparently I'm not having sex tonight either.
